BubbaQuotes

• When you're not the smartest bear in the cave, you eat what Mama brings you.
• The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun.
• When your IQ reaches 80 -- sell.
• People who live in glass castles shouldn't store thrones.
• Some people would walk a hundred miles naked in a blizzard for a bowl of dirt if it was free.
• "Dear God! This parachute's a knapsack!" -- Chandler Bing
• "All's fair that ends well." -- Patrick Sky
• Jesus saves. Moses invests.
• It doesn't TAKE all kinds; we just HAVE all kinds.
• "the music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. there's also a negative side." ~ hunter s. thompson
• "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." ~ Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
• Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.